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Introducing: Behind the Scenes of Total Hell

A hilarious low budget mockumentary, documenting hapless filmmaker “Jamie Gunn” as he attempts to produce a horror movie. Follow Jamie and friends from the initial pitch of the movie, to the premiere upon its completion. Along the way Jamie loses his actors, friends and eventually – the plot.

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Behind the Scenes of Total Hell is an independent feature film by writer, producer, director and editor Andy Wilton. This mockumentary will have you laughing and cringing from start to finish. The lead Jamie Gunn, played by Grey McCulloch is the source of a lot of the film’s comedy and responsible for all of its cringe-worthy moments. Jamie, whether intentionally or not, will remind you of an early Ricky Gervais character represented in the way Jamie keeps looking at the camera and some of the lines he comes out with, pure gold.

Another performance which brings the laughs is that of Sam Smart who plays Raul Kemp, the producer who spends most of his time loosing the funding, drinking away what funding they do have and receiving less than pleasant phone calls from a rather unsavory loan shark. His constant mistakes intermitted with the occasional break down is what makes Raul a funny and interesting addition to the cast.

Also the surprise appearance of Ian McCulloch was fantastic. Ian plays Charles Leeson, an actor who starred in a number of horror films in the 1970s and 80s. This is, as many of you horror fans will know, true of Ian’s career having starred in films such as Zombie Flesh Eaters (1979), Zombie Holocaust (1980) and of course the television series Survivors (1975). This is testament to the established actor, to identify an independent film worth working on and lending a hand, fantastic.

While we are on the subject of established actors appearing in independent films, Total Hell attracted yet another, Norman Lovett who I am sure you will all remember as Holly from Red Dwarf (1988) among a host of other work. Norman provides the voice of the narrator and delivers some beautifully timed and subtle jokes, usually at Jamie and co’s expense.

But none of this would have been possible without the hard work and dedication of Andy and company. Andy is no stranger to the concept of film making, having produced work for companies such as Nike, ASDA, Orange and Mitre, just to name a few. But this is Andy’s real passion, making films. As he says himself “I have spent a massive amount of time and effort on this, I’m exhausted.” Understandable, with the amount of work it takes to produce such a feature and with the small budget of just £1000 to work with, I’m sure there were many late nights spent wondering if it was even possible.

Such are the trials and obstacles independent film makers must face in order to make their ideas a reality. But with the cast and crew Andy had to work with, it made it a little easier to achieve this.

This mockumentary is truly brilliant, supplying some genuine laughs and moments which will make your cringe as you follow this set of film makers as they attempt to make a low budget horror film with an ever changing script, an ever changing crew and next to no money. Will they make it? find out for yourself!

The film, amazingly, is free to watch on YouTube, so there is no reason not to watch it! I have embedded the full length film below so get watching people. Also if you would like to know more about the film or Andy himself, I have linked the contact information at the bottom.

So get watching and support the independent film scene!

Written by Oliver Willis

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Review: The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Directed by Don Scardino

The story of the incredible Burt Wonderstone begins in 1982, when a bullied young Burt arrives home after school to find the house empty on his birthday, with instructions from his mother on how to make his own cake, including going to the shop for the ingredients. When he opens the present left for him he finds a magic kit, complete with instructional video, and becomes obsessed with magic, the The Incredible Burt Wonderstone postersense of wonder it brings and the feeling that anything is possible. Through the magic tricks a friendship is formed at school, which over the years ends up being a partnership in a very showy Vegas act, where they speak about their “magical friendship” and it becomes the basis of their act together. Time goes by and Burt becomes tired of his act, but doesn’t want to change anything, until his position is threatened by the arrival of a popular new magician, Steve Gray, who calls himself the Brain Rapist. His acts are as horrific as his name, but he manages to pull crowds by being more extreme, outrageous and even sickening, more like Jackass stunts than magic, but the audience is once again thrilled by new things they haven’t seen before. In a failed attempt to create a similar type of act, Burt and Anton have a falling out and their act falls apart. The two friends go their separate ways but are soon humbled by their experiences and realize all the things they had lost sight of: the importance of their friendship, and their excitement about magic. Everything builds up to a final showdown between the competing magicians, where Steve completes his final dramatic act (there is nothing magic about it, he is just going for gross), but is completely overshadowed by Burt (and new partner Jane) and Anton’s grand new magic act.

It is a heart warming ending to a story that reminds us about the importance of our friendships and not losing the wonder and excitement we had as children.

This is one of those movies that as soon as it started I knew I was going to enjoy it. I was taken back to the eighties in the opening scenes and loved all the details. You can feel the excitement over their newly learned magic tricks and in turn feel the disappointment we are meant to feel when the act goes stale years later. The parts are well cast, particularly Jim Carrey as the “Brain Rapist”, but also Steve Carell and Steve Buscemi as Burt and Anton. Olivia Wilde was great as Jane, but they could have done a lot more with her. She showed off her talent in the parts she was given but I guess after all this is a movie about The Incredible Burt Wonderstone.

I am a sucker for a feel good movie and always love a happy ending so I was pleased with the end result of this film. It was entertaining even if it was predictable, and to my delight I found myself laughing at a lot of the humor.

Written by Ben Freeman

Big Indie Film Sale! Get a Bargain AND Help the Indie Scene! Win Win!

I received an email this morning from our friends over at Spirit Level Film. Instead of me interpreting it for you I figured  hey, why not let you read it for yourself! So here you go!

First off is a 50% discount on all films for just 3 days (ends Sunday night) for all our customers and a very big thank you for supporting us in 2012. Simply use coupon code SLF50 at the checkout. It’s applicable across the board – even the films on special offer already.

Secondly, at last we’ve come to a place where we’re comfortable with our admittedly eclectic mix of motoring, art and politics. Combining this with the great access we have to behind-the-scenes operators who move the worlds of these uneasy bedfellows has resulted in a decision to feature many of the unreported conversations and interviews we have with them on our blog. We’ve no idea how they’ll sit side by side but at least it’ll give you an all too rare and first-hand insight from source before you get to hear about it in the news.

First up is politics, with a seriously tough, secret negotiator, next is an exclusive with one of the great petrolhead film directors.

We’ll also be launching our sneak preview section – where you can watch extended previews from all our films. Bear with us on this one, it’s under development and got a few days more work – we’ll keep you posted.

In the meantime – here’s wishing you a happy, healthy year to come with everything you could wish for yourselves.

Spirit Level Film is a fantastic website aimed at the distribution of both indie news and products! These websites are all too rare these days so get on over there and see for yourself. Pick up some amazing bargains and see some truly brilliant and inspirational films from the wonderful world of independent cinema! http://www.spiritlevelfilm.com/

Here is a trailer to a documentary series WatchReadReview have worked with and is just one of the many films available:  

Long Live Indie!

A Moc Mob Scene & The Amazing Talking Alien Baby Episode I The Phantom Lender

A Moc Mob Scene & The Amazing Talking Alien Baby Episode I The Phantom Lender

This eccentric film created by Michael J Kirkland. “A Moc Mob Scene & The Amazing Talking Alien Baby Episode One: The Phantom Lender” is a chase you around the block, Get you to the comedy payoff. With this and that you’re bound to cling on to your neighbour’s chair. A Moc Mob Scene & The Amazing Talking Alien Baby is an experimental comedy, don’t stub your toe. This most spectacular story starts in our very own Galaxy when Leo & Corina, brother & sister crash land on Earth. They find suitable habitats while intermingling with the native humans. But… This is not a story not about them.

It’s a story about their children. Leo Jr AKA “The Mob Boss” is trusted with his baby sister Zargoosh, as his father Leo is in seclusion due to the death of his late wife Zintha. She died in a game of hide the spaceship behind the comet. But her spirit and sharp tongue lives on in her daughter. Zargoosh tries to grasp the loss of her mother, secluded father, and a brother with a non-combatant way of life. She also suffers from a bout of diarrhoea. On top of that & the daily business of Leo Jr. We’re all in for a treat.

Michael J Kirkland, Rio Ahn, Darin Munnell, Allister David Herz, Donald McKinney III, Colleen Love Morgan, Ryan Kain. With voices from Devyn MJ Kirkland, Jennifer Cross, Jeff Perdue, Mike Ciriaco, Frank Lyon, Deborah Rombaut, Gene Loveland and Elia Cubillas. Music By Jak Frost, Fat Tatty Fat Band and more.

This is Michael J. Kirkland’s directoral debut, and what a debut it is. Michael is better known for his acting, starring in such indie films as Choices, Machete Betty and even co-starred in an episode of the television series House back in 2009. Now Michael is turning his hand to directing, a move you will not be disappointed with.

One of the best things about this film is the cinemaphotography at both the beginning and the end. They are basically still images of various places and people all made to look like some form of painting. The colours and actual images used is just outstanding. Effects such as these are rarely seen in films, so to come across it in an independent film is just fantastic.

Another thing which was amusing was the radio chat voice over in certain parts of the film. The chat was funny and entertaining and carried out so fluidly that you actually believe this is a real station somewhere. It almost brings to mind some of the funny chatter you hear on some of the Grand Theft Auto game radio stations. This is something I would love to hear more in the second episode.

To see such independent work as this is what the indie scene is all about and is what WatchReadReview love to cover. If you want the same old story of boy meets girl or ‘we must fight for our freedom’ then head on over to Hollywood films. But if you are looking for something different, something unique and, at times, a little crazy then the indie scene is for you, this feature is for you.

If you’re ready to see something a little different then I have provided the link to this featurette: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k4WbJ4qfYg&feature=youtu.be. Stay tuned for ‘A Moc Mob Scene & The Amazing Talking Alien Baby Episode II The Search For Zargoosh’.

But indie films such as this are not made out of nothing, they do need some funding. Click the link and purchase a copy of this wonderfully quirky feature and in doing so you will be directly funding the production of episode two of this series. So here is the link, click and support the indie scene today: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004QOAK4C/ref=cm_sw_su_dp

To find out more about this series and the makers behind it and to also show your support, hit the link and ‘like’ the Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/MJKFatty

Also if you want to find out more about indie film-maker Michael J. Kirkland and his other projects, both past and present, then hit the link: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1026477/

Michael is currently in pre-production and raising funds for his feature length film, ‘A Miraculous Nightmare Survival Through Faith’. This will film in USA, Belize and Mexico.

Written by Oliver Willis

The Flight of the Flamingo

The Flight of the Flamingo

So ‘The flight of the Flamingo’, pretty snazzy title for a film if it has ever been said, but will it ever reach our screens, or will we just have to keep dreaming about its reality?

The film itself is the brainchild of Oxford University student Nick Hilton. The story revolves around an anti-gangster theme in which a gang steal people’s dogs, in order to claim a ransom. From here the comedy element kicks in, one of their, what you could say ‘Prisoners’ decides to stay for the ride, bringing along some armed goons for good measure!

Nick had this to say: “It’s a dark comedy, set in London and though it’s definitely influenced by the British genre movies that have gone before, it’s a very different spin on that formula. Think Guy Ritchie meets Julian Fellowes at a cocktail party hosted by the writers of Mad Men, where Woody Allen is playing jazz clarinet in the corner, with Marty Scorcese on tambourine. That’s pretty much it”
Now from the onset it’s clear that the title has no major tie in to the story, which actually helps the text, as it is clear that is room for anything to happen during the production of the actual film.

The cinematography is set to come from German visionary Phil Arntz who is said to be one of London’s greatest upcoming cinematographers. There is one major factor that caught my attention and it’s quite possibly the most interesting factor, he’s only 16.
Now this isn’t actually a breakdown of their text, it is however a plea to spread the word of this production. In total the team need to raise a total of $7000 in order to cover set, cast, crew and several other elements which are key to the production process.
Now I have to admit that this isn’t the sort of thing I usually hear about, small directors and writers asking for donations towards their next project, but in a way it’s great to see that they are trying everything physically possible in order to bring their vision to the public.

Nick himself actually runs a blogging website known as The clapper bored, and knows exactly how to market these sorts of ideas, as the power of e-media and the internet can effectively make or break a career. I take my hat off to you Nick, you’ve got a lot of bravery to push forward with this project, and I’ll support you however I can, I may even make a small donation if I can!

Realistically what I hope you all do is pay his site a visit, or even send him a few emails asking about his project, and any other ways that you could get involved.
Nick had one last thing to say “Please get in touch with us if you have any questions about the project and how you can get involved. I’m, usually, a very responsive and friendly emailer so drop me a line at nick@theclapperbored.com or, if you’re totally modern and cool, contact us on Twitter. The project is @FlamingoMovie, I’m @TheClapperBored and Phil’s @PhilArntz. Are we young and trendy enough, yet?”

So in retrospect, if you love the British cinema scene, and really want it to push forward for further generations to enjoy, then get behind the latest scene of directors. It will pay off in the long run, and hey you never know you could have provided the push towards an academy award!

Written by Robert Mann

Think Like A Man

Think Like A Man (2012)

So far as I can tell, the intended purpose of Steve Harvey’s book Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man was to give women relationship advice from a male perspective, which in turn would help them find the right man. While I have no opinion on his words of wisdom, I do have a thing or two to say about Think Like a Man, a film that injects Harvey’s book into the plot of a romantic comedy. Silly and uninspired, it doesn’t analyze his concepts in plausible, satisfying ways; instead, it applies them to manufactured vignettes in which the men are immature brats and the women are conniving and manipulative. There is no truth to any of the characters in this movie. They serve primarily as comedy relief, goofballs we’re made to laugh at instead of with.

Taking place in Los Angeles, the film is essentially a series of interconnected subplots, all examining relationships between specific categories of men and women. Steve Harvey makes continuous appearances on television screens in homes and bars with the specific purpose of promoting his book; the women, intrigued, all decide to buy a copy and apply whatever advice they glean to the men in their lives. At first, the men are thrown for a loop. Then one of them catches wind of what their women are doing, leading them to buy the book and attempt to beat them at their own game. And so we must wade through an implausible and childish battle of wits before reaching a conclusion so neatly gift-wrapped that it seems to have transplanted from a third-rate sitcom.

Here’s a run-down of the couples featured in this film. There’s a real-estate agent named Kristen (Gabrielle Union) and her boyfriend, Jeremy (Jerry Ferrara), who still hasn’t popped the question after nine years of being with her. Not only is she eager to motivate him apply for a job he’s qualified for, she also wants him to stash his collection of sci-fi memorabilia so that she can redecorate to her heart’s content. This would include getting rid of his couch, which has a colorful history to say the least. There’s Mya (Meagan Good), who’s fed up with one-night stands and decides to try out Harvey’s ninety-day plan on her new boyfriend, Zeke (Romany Malco). This will not be easy for him; a smooth talker who knows all the good pickup lines, he’s an unapologetic lothario with nothing on his mind apart from sex.

There’s a caterer named Dominic (Michael Ealy), who’s known for his lofty dreams. His current dream is to be a chef, and indeed, he has a talent for cooking. Into his life enters Lauren (Taraji P. Henson), a powerful executive who wants a man with a six-figure income and his own sense of power. Desperate to impress her, Dominic tells her that he already is a chef and is deciding between two restaurant offers. And then there’s Candace (Regina Hall), a single mom and Lauren’s best friend. She starts dating a man named Michael (Terrence J), who’s domineered by his mother (Jenifer Lewis). Needless to say, no woman is good enough for her son, least of all a single mother. Incidentally, Candace’s son, while perhaps a little too inquisitive, gets along splendidly with Michael.

Serving as both narrator and the annoying fifth guy character is Cedric (Kevin Hart), who spends most of the film acting like a fool and mooching off of Zeke. He’s in the process of finalizing his divorce from his mostly unseen wife, and claims to be all the better for it. All five guys are friends and spend most of their time either in a bar or on a basketball court, where (you guessed it) they waste much of their energy complaining about the women in their lives. Tagging along is a superfluous man played by comedian Gary Owen, who serves no real purpose other than to be the butt of PG-13-appropriate racial slurs. There’s even time for completely unnecessary cameo appearances by NBA players Metta World Peace, Shannon Brown, and Matt Barnes. Former WNBA player Lisa Leslie joins them as they successfully emasculate the main stars in a basketball game.

You know me. I’m usually the first to let a romantic comedy slide, simply because I accept them as nothing more than fantasy. But in this case, something went wrong. Think Like a Man regards genuine relationship advice as fodder for a series of inane jokes. The characters are so shallow, it’s as if writers Keith Marryman and David A. Newman know absolutely nothing about men or women. For all I know, maybe they truly don’t. Whenever Harvey appears on one of the many conveniently placed television sets, he always gives a piece of advice; each one had the potential to be applied to a complex and thought-provoking vignette, one in which the characters have a bit more depth to them. How sad that his book served as the basis for a film that shows no interest in real relationships.

Written by Chris Pandolfi

Dark Shadows

Dark Shadows (2012)

One of the many fond memories I have as a child growing up in the late 60’s and early 70’s was running home from school everyday to watch the gothic soap opera, Dark Shadows.  I remember it came on at 4pm and I barely had time to rush off the school bus and dash inside to catch the then live performance of my favorite vampire, Barnabas Collins.  It was filmed in black and white and sometimes you could see flies land on the actors’ faces but they never lost character or even acknowledged the pests.  The iconic series ran from 1966 – 1971 and gained a devoted following, which has made it into a cult favourite.

You can imagine my delight when I found out that a project was in the works to bring the popular soap opera to the big screen.  Dark Shadows, the movie opened in theaters on May 11th and although it was a bit different from what I remember about the series, it kept enough of the original plot and characters to bring back childhood memories.

The movie opens in the 1700’s to explain a bit of the history of the Collins family and the reason for the curse by Angelique (Eva Green) which turns Barnabas Collins (Johnny Depp) into a vampire for his love of Josette (Bella Heathcote).  Angelique then traps Barnabas in a coffin and buries him for almost 200 years until a construction crew accidentally unearths him.  Barnabas returns to his family home of Collinswood Manor and must adapt to the new world to which he has awakened.  He soon discovers that not only is Angelique still alive and beautiful but also that his nephew, David Collins’ (Gulliver McGrath) tutor Victoria Winters (also played by Bella Heathcote) is a mirror image of his beloved Josette.  This is where most similarities fade and Tim Burton/Johnny Depp quirks begin.

For some reason, Johnny decided to play Barnabas Collins in thick white make-up and the only outward similarities I saw was in the hair and cane.  With that said, what I love about Depp is the many layers he is able to bring to each character he plays.  His portrayal of Barnabas Collins was as much campy and silly as it was serious and blood thirsty.  I think I would have enjoyed a little less oddball humour and more emphasis on his desire to defeat Angelique and his pursuit of Victoria.  But then it wouldn’t have been a Tim Burton film.

Helen Bonham Carter plays David’s psychiatrist, Dr. Julia Hoffman who sets out to help Barnabas become human again by giving him transfusions of her blood.  As in the original series, she has alternative motives, which brings the wrath of the vampire to an apex.

I was glad that during the party scene, all of the surviving actors from the original series had cameos.  Jonathan Frid, Lara Parker, Kathryn Leigh Scott, and David Selby were happy to participate and enjoyed being a part of the movie.  Sadly, Jonathan Frid died a few weeks ago but, I understand, graciously gave Depp his blessing to portray the character for which he was most known.  I just wish the original players had been given larger roles in the movie.  As it is now, you really have to look close to catch them and in fact, I will have to use slow motion when the movie is released on DVD.

The one scene that I really had objection to was the love scene between Barnabas and Angelique… way over the top silly and not really needed.  Although I am sure the two actors had fun creating it.

For those who expect the movie to be a carbon copy of the original series, you will be entirely disappointed.  But for those who love Tim Burton and Johnny Depp movies and who simply want to be entertained, you should get a kick out of it.  All in all, I enjoyed the movie but it did make me want to find DVD’s of the original series to rekindle more childhood memories.

Written by Joyce Parnell

Differences Between Men and Women

Differences Between Men and Women (2011)

‘Differences Between Men and Women’ – that pretty much sums up this eighteen minute short from director and writer Carl David Blake. To go into further detail, Marissa (Kindell Carter) is lost in life, she has a dead end job and her boyfriend is useless. So what is her solution? Visit a tarot card reader for some spiritual advice. By placing her ring on a spiritual chart she is told a wisdom giver will provide her the advice she seeks, and she certainly does.

The whole spiritual approach is slightly silly but overall film has a sense of mockery, which works in regards to tone. For some it may be an inconvenience, especially an interjected musically number, but in some ways it adds to the charm.

‘Differences Between Men and Women’ hits its stride when the banter from a group of men and women commences, and these scenarios effectively evoke laughs. The whole situation of men talking about women and women talking about men is great as it’s relate-able to both sexes.

Girls reveal they are unhappy with their sex life and state men don’t know how to please, whilst the boys brag about their intimacy even though it’s none existent because they want to look “cool”. It’s realistic and the slightly crude humour hits the mark perfectly. Blowjobs given to bananas and talk of genitals may not to be to everyone’s taste, but the target audience will revel in it.

The group of women, lead by Kindell Carter, are the highlight and their exchanges are brilliantly funny, where as the men’s conversations don’t flow as nicely but it’s still an amusing insight.

As for the look of the film – it’s great. The direction and editing is slick, creating a steady pace, and the subtle score even adds nicely to the humour.

In a short amount of time ‘Differences Between Men and Women’ succeeds in being humours, likeable and slightly strange, but in a good way. And to top it off the ending gives the film a satisfying meaning.

Written by Ben Harris

Jesus Henry Christ

Jesus Henry Christ (2012)

Jesus Henry Christ is preposterous, pretentious, venomous, and maddeningly unclear about what it wants to say and how it wants to say it. Much like the philosophy of art for art’s sake, the film’s quirkiness has no intrinsic value; it’s weird simply for the sake of being weird. We’re tempted to think that it takes a moral position, given the narrative usage of feminism, militant antiestablishment rhetoric, atheism, racial and gay intolerances, nontraditional family values, and the rewards and deficits that come from being a genius. In fact, the story is divorced from pretty much any sense of morality; all the beliefs listed above are not examined convincingly and are included primarily to be made fun of. In spite of all this, the film ends on such a mechanically upbeat note that it might as well have served as the ending to a sitcom episode.

Adapted by writer/director Dennis Lee from his own student film, Jesus Henry Christ tells the story of Henry James Herman (Jason Spevack), who was conceived in a Petri dish and born to an activist mother named Patricia (Toni Collette), with whom he’s on first-name terms. At nine months old, he was already able to speak complete sentences. At five, he was expelled from kindergarten for questioning the point of telling the teacher a word that begins with Y. Now at age ten, he has been expelled from a Catholic high school for heresy, having caused a riot after self-publishing a manifesto proclaiming that there is no God. A straight-A student, he remembers absolutely everything he sees and hears. He can speed read an entire book in a matter of minutes and can quote entire passages; he can even tell you what page and paragraph the passage was on.

He narrates a lengthy flashback sequence in which he details his mother’s family. It’s during this sequence in which Lee demonstrates how wildly wrong he is in what he believes is funny. On her tenth birthday, Patricia (Hannah Brigden) witnessed her mother burn to death when she tried to light the candles on the cake; her sleeve caught fire, and her husband tried to dowse them out with his glass of booze. Over time, Patricia endured the deaths of most of her brothers, and with the exception of the one with AIDS, all of them died very, very stupidly. The surviving brother dodged the draft by fleeing to Canada, leaving Patricia alone to care for her chauvinist father, Stan (Frank Moore). He’s in possession of a gold-plated Zippo lighter that prevented a bullet from killing him. He wanted nothing more than to pass it down to one of sons. Now Henry is in possession of it.

Henry knows he doesn’t have a father, although he doesn’t know the reason why. In a needlessly bizarre scene, Stan explains to Henry, in Spanish, that he’s a test-tube baby and that a little bribery led to the discovery of Henry’s half-sister. Here enters twelve-year-old Audrey O’Hara (Samantha Weinstein). Ever since unwittingly being the subject of her father’s psychology book, she has been mercilessly teased and tormented by her classmates. As a result, nothing but ice water flows through her veins. As for her father, Dr. Slavkin O’Hara (Michael Sheen), he’s consumed with so much stress and guilt that he spends the entire film in a medication-induced fog. Henry enters his life convinced that he’s his long lost father, a prospect O’Hara finds promising for a new book.

But is he Henry’s father? Is he Audrey’s? Over a decade ago, when he was diagnosed with testicular cancer and decided to harvest his sperm, he discovered that his wife was having an affair – with his German-accented doctor, no less. The resulting paternity case and the ensuing legal and financial conversations are occasionally interrupted by awkward scenes in which Henry and Audrey form a begrudging friendship. Needless to say, it’s harder for Audrey to let someone in than it is for Henry. All paves the way for a surprisingly conventional and borderline saccharine ending, which the rest of the film had not been leading up to. This sudden change in tone, while certainly much more pleasant, was jarringly inconsistent and inappropriate.

The title, as you may have surmised by now, is a play-on-words of the popular swear, “Jesus H. Christ!” which is repeatedly exclaimed by various characters throughout the film. It’s not especially funny. It is, however, a lot more tolerable than the recurring appearance of a radical Muslim convert who, despite being white, speaks in an exaggerated black street accent and spouts vile racial slurs about white people. Not only is this not funny, it’s actually kind of insulting. What point is Lee making here? Jesus Henry Christ has no ambition other than to be bizarre, esoteric, and in some cases, highly inflammatory. It displays attitudes and social movements, but never once does it actually say anything meaningful about them. Like a school bully, it mocks and torments simply because it can.

Written by Chris Pandolfi

Castle

Castle (2009)

I first started following Nathan Fillion’s career when he starred as handsome Malcolm Reynolds, the shoot first ask questions later Captain of the Serenity in the television series, Firefly.  Now he’s starring in the hit ABC series, Castle based on a series of books by Richard Castle.

Nathan plays accomplished New York City mystery writer, Rick Castle who gets permission to shadow one of New York’s finest detectives for research purposes.  He is introduced to the beautiful detective Kate Beckett (Stana Katic) and is inspired to focus on her as a lead character in his upcoming book, Nikki Heat.  At first Beckett disapproves of his tagging along on cases, but soon begins to appreciate his unique methods of solving crimes.  Rounding out Beckett’s team are Detectives Javier Esposito (Jon Huertas) and Kevin Ryan (Seamus Dever) who perform a lot of the legwork and enjoy kidding Beckett about Castle.

Susan Sullivan, best known for her roles in Falcon Crest and Dharma and Greg, plays Rick’s Broadway actress mother, Martha Rodgers, who has moved in with her son after losing her assets to her ex-husband.  Martha helps Rick in raising his teenage daughter played by the lovely, Molly Quinn.

Unlike most television detective series, “Castle” mixes a lot creative humour along with the drama.  The cases are unusual to say the least.  On one episode, the team investigates a body found burned in a restaurant’s pizza oven.  Fortunately, they discover early on that the person was dead before being placed in the oven, which eased some of the gruesomeness for me.  (Although, it was a while before I wanted to eat pizza).  Additional quirkiness came when the team found out that the restaurant owner had an enemy in the form of an ex-employee who had left to start his own pizza restaurant across the street.  In addition, this owner also had an ex-employee enemy who also opened a pizza restaurant in the next block.  I usually pride myself on my ability to figure out the murderer, but this particular episode kept me guessing until the very end.

Of course, the sexual tension between Beckett and Castle is one of the main draws of the show.  The characters are seriously attracted to one another, but each is a little afraid of letting the other know.  Much to the writers’ credit, the tension has been sustained for 4 seasons without becoming boring or uncomfortable.  I’m not sure what most fans want, but judging from television history, if Castle and Beckett finally get together, it could mean the end of the series.  I think it’s interesting though that in the books, they are very much together and enjoy intimacy but in television, it seems to work best with the sexual tension.

At any rate, “Castle” is a great television show with interesting characters and exciting plots.  As of this writing, it has not yet been picked up for season 5, but things look hopeful.  Unlike Fox, which cancelled Firefly prematurely, lets hope the execs at ABC recognize a good show when they have it.

Written by Joyce Parnell